Pallindromic Pies

Oh my God. My mind is so thoroughly blown that I have to keep my unintended Zoomtard hiatus going until the weekend. See you then.
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One Line Review: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

I am glad I don’t have to defeat my lady’s evil ex’s because that would mean defeating a tattooed motorbike enthusiast who is actually quite the gentleman, which would be difficult and I would be sad because I love her even more than I love this movie which is the best compliment I have ever [...]

Head Full Of Doubt/Road Full Of Promise

The Avett Brothers are much better than I initially thought they were. This video was good enough to get me to turn off the new(ish) Dan Le Sac and Scroobius Pip album.

Your Correspondent, Is frightened by those who don’t see it

Things I Really Liked

I spent last week in Coleraine in Co. Derry. I have spent this week in Stafford in Engerland. In both cases I am in the company of great friends but this week I have to do no work. Also, even though I am in Engerland, there are very few flags anywhere. Last week I was [...]

TOP TEN WAYS TO TURN YOUR FRIENDS OFF CHRISTIANITY

Last week my friend Andy Carroll and I hosted a thing called Late Night Extra at the Presbyterian Church’s Special Assembly in Coleraine. It was an evening session of mild parody, lame jokes and most excellent interviews. We did a thing called the Top 10 @ 10 and the 3rd night one is posted here [...]

TOP TEN WAYS TO AVOID ANY PERSONAL IMPACT AT SPECIAL ASSEMBLY 2010

Last week my friend Andy Carroll and I hosted a thing called Late Night Extra at the Presbyterian Church’s Special Assembly in Coleraine. It was an evening session of mild parody, lame jokes and most excellent interviews. We did a thing called the Top 10 @ 10 and the 2nd night one is posted here [...]

TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR CHURCH MAY BE BECOMING LESS PRESBYTERIAN

For those who wanted it, our 1st list from the Special Assembly in Coleraine last week.
10. People hurry for the front seats on Sunday morning.
9. Someone raised their hand during worship.
8. Someone in the congregation received “a word from the LORD”.
7. You actually listened to what that person had to say.
6. You [...]

In Defence Of Infinity

Don’t you just hate how science journalism pretty much always sinks to tabloid level simplifications? It has been a long long time since I was even vaguely familiar with the ins and outs of maths but calling the incompleteness theorem “now notorious” is preposterously false.
In the ensuing New Scientist article we are reassured that [...]

Wisdom Not Included

Christiane Kubrick, Stanley’s widow, talking about her uncle Veit Harlan, who made movies for the NAZIs:
“Where my uncle was an enormous fool, as many talented people are, was that he mistook his gift for intelligence,” says Christiane. “He was a great big famous film person. He looked better and talked better and had enormous charm. [...]

One Line Review: The White Ribbon

To simply say that this is a harrowing, devastating and dark tale of how a village can be torn apart by malice, hypocrisy and evil might be to put you off, which would be a dreadful mistake because it is simultaneously a fable that speaks of how Germany got embroiled in two world wars and [...]